What hits the ground sooner, a baby or a puppy?
I have perfected the “Social Sit-up” wherein I do sit-ups whilst holding a mobile device with both hands and texting. The hardest part is banging my head on the wall while it charges.
Just had a dream where I attended a private screening of Event Horizon in the spiral parking deck of an abandoned mall that had been converted to condos. And then we found an RFID chip in an old post office box that unlocked the only remaining copy of 1997’s The Avengers (all others were destroyed). Complete with Captain America punching Hitler and his guards (one wearing eyeliner) while shouting his catchphrase AMERICA BRO! And then Hawkeye took a hit from a bong.
Then I turned around to the other people attending the screening and said, “This is why I am grateful for today’s comic book movies!”